Halloween.
Not sure how it came to this, but now I investigate far-eastern bionic lavatories equipped with posterior-pampering utility and automatic opening and closing functionality. They have buttons and everything.
Posted on Monday October 31st
About me
I'm Jack. Sometimes my hair is untidy, riddled with goblins and smurfs. When I scream into the Grand Canyon, it inspires pained howling in wild dogs and wily coyotes, and compels all leaf-eating mammals to scuttle for higher ground in wait of the great flood. I think Goku is an existential paragon. My life's trajectory is adjusted towards becoming a hermit and dying alone somewhere on top of a golden mountain at sunset. Which is a jolly good innings, all told.
