![Eager to awake the princess from her slumber, Jack prances excitedly out of the palace on a merry quest. Ambushed within seconds by a pack of thugs with javelins, he then summons just enough strength to limp away from the battlefield, and withdraw a large yellow tooth from his thorax. “Seeking refuge in a nearby village, I entreat the assistance of a kindly-looking townsperson. ‘I KNOW NOTHING,’ the lady bleeps to me in a curiously binary sort of way. I am but three frightened steps away from her before a luminescent old woman invites me into her house to soothe my weariness. Which I accept. Unquestioningly. Once inside, I am acquainted with a plump and middle-aged man: ‘I AM ERROR,’ he booms, and I realise at that point that I have just made the most grievous mistake in my entire existence.” [5]](http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9t3q4Sh561qzdllro1_400.jpg)
Eager to awake the princess from her slumber, Jack prances excitedly out of the palace on a merry quest. Ambushed within seconds by a pack of thugs with javelins, he then summons just enough strength to limp away from the battlefield, and withdraw a large yellow tooth from his thorax.
“Seeking refuge in a nearby village, I entreat the assistance of a kindly-looking townsperson. ‘I KNOW NOTHING,’ the lady bleeps to me in a curiously binary sort of way. I am but three frightened steps away from her before a luminescent old woman invites me into her house to soothe my weariness. Which I accept. Unquestioningly. Once inside, I am acquainted with a plump and middle-aged man: ‘I AM ERROR,’ he booms, and I realise at that point that I have just made the most grievous mistake in my entire existence.” [5]
About me
I'm Jack. Sometimes my hair is untidy, riddled with goblins and smurfs. When I scream into the Grand Canyon, it inspires pained howling in wild dogs and wily coyotes, and compels all leaf-eating mammals to scuttle for higher ground in wait of the great flood. I think Goku is an existential paragon. My life's trajectory is adjusted towards becoming a hermit and dying alone somewhere on top of a golden mountain at sunset. Which is a jolly good innings, all told.
