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I tried to defrost a blackberry today by broiling it in the microwave.
After I heard a unsettling hissing sound, I wrenched open the microwave door and seized the specimen to sample its sugars, causing it to explode and shower everything with a deep red juice.
I spent the rest of the day looking like I’d been freshly stabbed. Or freshly stabbing.
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Posted on Tuesday January 11th
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invisibleblonde reblogged this from thenorthstar and added:
read this, thinking...odd that Jack was defrosting...read on...
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About me
I'm Jack. Sometimes my hair is untidy, riddled with goblins and smurfs. When I scream into the Grand Canyon, it inspires pained howling in wild dogs and wily coyotes, and compels all leaf-eating mammals to scuttle for higher ground in wait of the great flood. I think Goku is an existential paragon. My life's trajectory is adjusted towards becoming a hermit and dying alone somewhere on top of a golden mountain at sunset. Which is a jolly good innings, all told.
