Steady on, now. Put on a cuppa and ready a handrail. He’s made it to the semi-finals. The question now stands: will he finally do it? Will he finally conquer the League?
The ‘next episode’ preview shows that he’s reversed his baseball cap—for the first time in, like, ten years. Ketchum means business! And—wait for it—that means he’s using his creatures from…Hoenn!
Hoenn?
Gosh darn it, son. Someday you’re going to come to the grievous realisation that using Torkoal in place of Charizard isn’t simply a strategic misstep, but an act of felony. There won’t be any cake in the Ketchum residence come next Thursday.
Posted on Monday August 23rd
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I'm Jack. Sometimes my hair is untidy, riddled with goblins and smurfs. When I scream into the Grand Canyon, it inspires pained howling in wild dogs and wily coyotes, and compels all leaf-eating mammals to scuttle for higher ground in wait of the great flood. I think Goku is an existential paragon. My life's trajectory is adjusted towards becoming a hermit and dying alone somewhere on top of a golden mountain at sunset. Which is a jolly good innings, all told.
